“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

humor-us:

bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker:

cocokat:

personababy:

span-kun:

imnotquiteaswell:

phazondragon:

crystalsoulslayer:

slytherinmychamber:

hotel-denouement:

moral-highground:

yougotredonyou:

nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

ahahahahahaha

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@19 hours ago with 125379 notes
#beethoven #joke #nerd joke #music joke #heeeee 

shinga-tumblr:

For when your day just isn’t going quite right, BUCKET O’ PUPPIES.

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@1 day ago with 27168 notes
#puppies! #bucket of puppies 

welovefineshirts:

mattfractionblog:

HEY #teamHAWKGUY:

Shirts. Shirts for you. For us.  Curated by me. By WE LOVE FINE. They actually went for that one. Can you believe it? Because I can not.

I’m donating my curation commission to FUTURES WITHOUT VIOLENCE which works to end violence against women and children around the world. Sales online of these shirts (and whatever follows) or at shows where WE LOVE FINE are set up — ANY sales of these things — money goes to FWV. 

BUY YOU SOME SHIRTS BRO SERIOUSLY

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All the Team Hawkguy you can stand, bro!  We’re so excited to have Matt join our Mighty Fine Partners program! HAWKGUY!!11!!1!!1!

REBECCA!

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@1 day ago with 787 notes
#hawkeye #hawkguy #welovefine #hawk block 

kellysue:

MALE-TYPE-GUY-DUDES! The truth will set you FREE!

Look. Here’s the deal: you’re not fooling anyone. We know you’re not Geek Girls. (The fact that you’re a guy gives you away.)

It’s okay. We understand. Being a Geek Girl is a pretty fabulous thing. We get it and love you for your aspiration. But the thing is, you’re not a Geek Girl… because you’re a guy.

So quit pretending and learn to love yourself for who you are.

Step one: Confess your status in handy t-shirt form.

Step two: Wear said t-shirt to a geek culture convention, comics or gaming shop (where we know you only go to meet girls, I mean, amirite?) and let the ladies love you for who you really are.

Step three: Revel in the knowledge that my commission on your purchase will be donated to the Girls Leadership Institute, so you’ve done not one but TWO cool things.

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@1 day ago with 420 notes
#geek girls #kelly sue commands it #SO DO IT #awesome #win 

<3

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@2 days ago with 695 notes
#fright night #david tennant #peter vincent 
costumecommunityservice:

Principles of Problematic Character Design, the Third
Woman as Archetype
Men are diverse, women are female. Can be observed in the tendency for male characters to be designed to emphasize their personality and skills, but female characters to be designed to emphasize their sex and gender.
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Inspired by the amazing article Significant Other: Gender Signifiers in Video Games by Anjin Anhut as previously recommended on this blog! Please give it a read if you haven’t already.
Disclaimer/INB4: This is not a criticism of the entire game represented by the example image. You are not a horrible person for liking Borderlands. Thank you but I already know that they have a more diverse female cast in Borderlands 2.

As an aside to this&#8230;
I am so tired of the girl = pink!

costumecommunityservice:

Principles of Problematic Character Design, the Third

Woman as Archetype

Men are diverse, women are female. Can be observed in the tendency for male characters to be designed to emphasize their personality and skills, but female characters to be designed to emphasize their sex and gender.

—————-

Inspired by the amazing article Significant Other: Gender Signifiers in Video Games by Anjin Anhut as previously recommended on this blog! Please give it a read if you haven’t already.

Disclaimer/INB4: This is not a criticism of the entire game represented by the example image. You are not a horrible person for liking Borderlands. Thank you but I already know that they have a more diverse female cast in Borderlands 2.

As an aside to this…

I am so tired of the girl = pink!

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@1 day ago with 851 notes
#women archetype #video games #gah 

penandpage:

thisdorkyblogthing:

hyliantimelady:

Actual five year olds

Loki banged his head against the steering wheel. The Avengers, now all small children strapped into the seats of the van he’d stolen, were screeching and fighting like wild beasts behind him.

“This was a terrible idea. The worst idea I’ve ever had.” It had seemed like such a wonderful idea at three in the morning. Turn The Avengers into small children and kidnap them and then… maybe drive them off a cliff or into a large body of water. He hadn’t really thought that far yet.

Clint screamed from the very back of the van as Natasha bit his arm. “NATASHA KEEPS BITING ME.”

“HE KEEPS PULLING MY HAIR!” Natasha countered, balling her tiny fist and punching Clint in the temple.

“Shut. Up.” Loki beat his fists the steering wheel. “Norns help me.”

“I’m not touching yoooouuuu.” Tony reached across Steve, sandwiched between him and Thor, his finger hovering over Thor’s shoulder.

Thor glared at him, baring his teeth and releasing a pathetically small growl. Steve grabbed Tony’s arm and tried to pull it away. “Tony, stop it.”

“Do not touch me,” Thor warned,

Tony laughed, ignoring Steve and leaning closer. “I’m not touching you.”

“BROTHER! Tony is touching me!”

Loki groaned. “I want to die.” Another car pulled in front of him suddenly, forcing him to slam the brakes and startle everyone. There was more screeching and crying and Tony took his chance, punching Thor in the arm and setting off a chain reaction. Thor had pounced out of his seat, climbing over Steve to get to Tony, accidentally kicking Bruce, who had been quietly looking out the window, and knocked his over-sized glasses off.

Loki looked in the rearview mirror right then and saw pale little hands turn in to green fists and decided in that moment that, yes, he really was cursed.

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I love fandom.

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@1 day ago with 64131 notes
#iron man #loki #black widow #hawkeye #thor #hulk #captain america #child avengers #awesome 

vinaigrette:

Is it too early to make america chavez my role model?

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@1 day ago with 1309 notes
#america chavez #miss america 

scifitwin:

holyfireman:

toxic-piss:

WOT

The new Fright Night, dude!

Shhh.

No, this is actually how David Tennant is now. After he left Doctor Who he went on a soul-searching journey, started a metal band and became really arrogant. And itchy.

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@2 days ago with 6537 notes
#fright night #peter vincent #david tennant 
kellysue:

I think it’s probably a good idea to post the Enemy Within reading order again. 

kellysue:

I think it’s probably a good idea to post the Enemy Within reading order again. 

(via flatbear)

@2 days ago with 126 notes
#captain marvel #avengers assemble #the enemy within #enemy within order of reading #comics #this is another tag because why not